Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Idol Hands are the Devil's Tools


Five things the "Core Audience" that put conservative, southern Scotty and Lauren in the American Idol finale may not have liked about the final show of Season 10:

5. Women in bike shorts shaking their rear ends during Casey and Jack Black's performance

4. Judas Priest (Read: a middle aged homosexual man screeching metal songs, wearing studded leather. Also, fire.)

3. Beyonce's panties

2. JLo's fishnet clad, ample ass shaking all over the stage

1. JLo's husband singing in that damn immigrant talk

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