Every Friday, we will determine the biggest celeb losers and winners of the week. Losers get ribbings, and winners get ribbons. Hyperlinks are included where necessary.
The Ribbings go to:
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt, for ending yet another year-long relationship, this time with Alex Beh, despite having courteously selected several engagement rings just in case, you know, someone would like to propose...
4. Elisabetta Canalis (George Clooney's stunning Italian girlfriend) for getting naked for PETA and somehow having the kind of man-faced photo be the one everyone is using.
3. UFC Octagon girl Arianny Celeste for finally getting stalked by paparazzi to a bikini op, and somehow only being covered by The Superficial on vacation week.
2. Jesse James, for saying Kat Von D could cheat on him, and he would forgive her, thus making himself look like a pussy while still being a Nazi douche.
1. OSAMA. BOOM!
The Ribbons go to:
5. Nic Cage, for avoiding charges despite acting like a douche in the French Quarter in New Orleans.
4. The Teen Moms, for coming up with the clearly effective Cuddling PSA encouraging teens to just cuddle to overcome their horny little teenagey impulses.
3. Kat Dennings' boobs for really getting to shine at the Thor premier.
2. Michelle Obama, for being the coolest First Lady ever by about a million miles.
1. Barack.
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