Feather Hair Extensions and Impending Doom

Can we take a second to talk about how much bullshit these striped hair extensions are?

If you have not seen them yet-- and you will, soon, I promise-- they seem to be the hot, new hair trend in Hollywood at the moment. As far as I can tell, they initially arose in the "scene" and became more mainstream from there. Now, they seem to be the norm for every overpaid Showbiz twat who has been molded in the image of bullshittery.

They look like someone cut strips out of feathers and sewed them to these poor girls' heads.

Let's get to the root of why this is so wrong, to me:
There was a time when women were accepted as beautiful just the way they were. Just kidding; that time absolutely never existed, ever, in history. However, there was a time, and it wasn't that long ago, that the things women were expected to do in order to be stomachable were meant to "enhance their natural beauty". These things included makeup, corsets, minor hair color alterations, etc.

Then, a couple decades ago, the standard in beauty evolved to a more artificial look, i.e. the bleached blond, fake boobed playmate type. One could argue that this is the worst thing that ever happened to women, but one would be wrong.

The worst thing that ever happened to women in regards to standards of hotness is when, with the advent of reality tv and 24/7 celebrity news coverage, looking fake as shit became a status symbol. These days, having obviously fake hair and obviously fake lips and clearly expensive makeup and clothes means you're hot. For some reason, having to spend an assload of money to look good somehow makes you look better?

There's not a whole lot more I have to say on this topic, except that these things are absurd looking and possibly speak to the approach of the end of days. More terrible stripey hair can be seen here